Little Jack Horner met Jack and Jill,
They boogied on up to the top of the hill.
To the Owl and the Pussycats Disco Night,
And they Rock-a-Bye Baby in the pale moonlight.

It was Fan Dabi Dozi, Fan Dabi Dozi
Fan Dabi Dozi and they danced all night.
Fan Dabi Dozi, Fan Dabi Dozi
Fan Dabi Dozi yeah thats all right.

Little Old Lady who lived in a shoe, 
Rode a cock-horse to the party too.
She saw Miss Muffet & the Crooked Man, 
They were bopping with Mary and Her Little Lamb.

It was Fan Dabi Dozi, Fan Dabi Dozi
Fan Dabi Dozi and they danced all night.
Fan Dabi Dozi, Fan Dabi Dozi
Fan Dabi Dozi yeah thats all right.

"Hey youre a rotten singer
Ive had my voice brought out
It wants pushing back in again, Haha."

Well Wee Willy Winky & Three Blind Mice,
Were jiving with Three Pigs and that was nice.
Hey Diddle Diddle and a Ding Dong Dell
Aand the Cat played the Fiddle and he sang as well.

It was Fan Dabi Dozi, Fan Dabi Dozi
Fan Dabi Dozi and they danced all night.
Fan Dabi Dozi, Fan Dabi Dozi
Fan Dabi Dozi yeah thats all right.

"Hey I think Discos are really Fan Dabi Dozi!
When I was your age we didnt have discos, we danced to live music.
You had tae, when you were my age there was no electricity.
Dont you be so cheeky!"

It was Fan Dabi Dozi, Fan Dabi Dozi
Fan Dabi Dozi and they danced all night.
Fan Dabi Dozi, Fan Dabi Dozi
Fan Dabi Dozi yeah thats all right.

"Its Fan Dabi Dozi Wahaay!
Its even Fan Dabi Double Dozi Woohoo!
It could even get Fan Dabi Treble Dozi!
It might even get fan dab four times Dozi
I dont know that word.
Thats because youre dozy Jimmy.
In not dozy Im clever!
How come youre so stupid?
I get early and practice.
That was a good one that one, that was a Fan Dabi Dozi joke."